TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):

Sharon Cuneta biglang umalis

ng bansa. (Holiday from show biz intrigues and fake news.) Lani Mercado nagsorry mata

pos ibalitang patay na si Rep. Imelda Marcos. (Lani’s fatherin-law was also mistakenly “killed” weeks ago.) Pia Wurtzbach and Marlon Stockinger nagpakaligaya sa Japan. (Moving on.) Sanya Lopez on Rocco Nacino: “Kung ano man ang mangyari, open naman ako sa relationship!” (Sounds like a “yes.”) Megan Young not yet ready to have a baby: “Enjoy lang

muna!” (Hmmm...) Vice Ganda on his mom: Namamatay ako kapag nagtatampo

ang nanay ko sa akin! (Spoken like a true mama’s gurl.) Concert ni Alden Richards sold out na, for the benefit of the Kapuso Foundation. (Good boy.) Jasmine Curtis-Smith reyna

ng webserye; “Forever Sucks” may Season 3 na! (Cyber chick?) Julia Montes hindi na kailangan ng permanenteng ka- love team. (OK. Fine. Whatever.)