Philippine Daily Inquirer

Bitter vet still sore at old colleagues

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Vapid Veteran is still livid about Former Colleagues’ handling of an iffy predicamen­t. VV’s previous ventures failed miserably.

Still, the company continuous­ly shelled out tons of moolah for VV’s dubious endeavors.

Alas, FCs kept blabbing about VV’s series of disastrous projects.

The idle chatter was a dose of VV’s own toxic medicine. Soon enough, the bosses gave VV the boot.

No wonder VV is still seething over the shabby treatment and FCs’ incessant intrigue-mongering.

Rated B for Boomerang.

From friends to foes

Pressures at the workplace have led to the dissolutio­n of this once beautiful friendship.

Enterprisi­ng Insider had clinched a major deal. EI turned to Longtime Colleague for assistance. After a string of setbacks, EI was forced to meddle in LC’s job. LC was naturally offended.

Soon enough, LC cut ties with EI—and quite emphatical­ly. And vociferous­ly!

Regrets only

Seems Beleaguere­d Bosses are now having second thoughts about Hot Hunk.

All those sordid rumors about HH have turned out to be true. Observers are worried that HH may end up putting BB’s firm in a bad light.

Worse, HH’s latest venture was a monumental flop. As expected, HH failed to deliver the goods.

Was HH’s success just a fluke?

Chow queen

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Friends are perplexed how Perky Starlet manages to maintain a svelte figure in spite of a very hearty appetite.

There’s no chow that PS would turn down.

PS would even sample the delicacies served at wakes and funerals. No matter how late at night it was, PS would eat like a stevedore. It was as if relatives deprive PS of three square meals a day.

Presenting Miss Hungry, ahem, Hungary!

TOP OF SHOWBIZ NEWS

For those who missed last weekend’s show biz news on TV. ( And why we are moved, if we are moved.)

Daniel Padilla on joining an all-star basketball game:

“Enjoy … At least, nakakasama mo ang mga artista na ’di mo naman laging nakakasama.” ( Iwas basag-ulo ha.) Aljur Abrenica on riding a horse in “Ang Probinsyan­o”: “Ang pamilya kasi namin, mahilig sa mga kabayo.” (Stop horsing around.)

Coco Martin on his mother being spotted in Hong Kong with his rumored girlfriend, Julia Montes: “Hindi ko alam, busy

po ako sa work!” (How coy!) Maine Mendoza on having her own fast-food franchise: “Dream come true not just for me, but also for my whole family.” ( Congruch much!)

Gil Cuerva on deciding to continue acting after “My Love from the Star”: “I want to become an actor. For this to be the start of my career is more than I could ask for.” (Moving on.)

Derrick Monasterio on doing a charity show with kids for his 22nd birthday: “Nakasmile sila pagdating ko. Ang sarap ng feeling.” (Good boy.) TV Patrol, 24 Oras, Balitangha­li

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