TOP OF THE TABLOIDS: Kathryn Bernardo and Daniel Padilla
This fairy tale looked too good to be true from the start. Winsome Personality would like the public to believe that “hard work and perseverance” were the secrets behind a string of successes.
Turns out, WP has found a staunch (and prosperous) supporter in Scheming Cohort. SC had been there all along, long before this current wave of good fortune hit WP. Some intrigue-mongers alleged that WP’s blessings had been courtesy of SC. Perhaps SC footed the bill for WP’s numerous enhancements?
Now, WP is on a roll, benefiting from the investments made by SC.
Professional mistress
Who knew sweet and simple lass had a lurid past.…
Before the biz beckoned, Sultry Nymphet was employed in a posh club that caters to filthy rich clients. In this establishment, guests are encouraged to “look,” but are not allowed to “touch” the merchandise.
SN soon went freelance and became one of the highest-paid escorts in town. Controversial Celebrity, who was renowned as a serial philanderer, was pur- portedly SN’s frequent visitor.
SN eventually found a regular benefactor in Wealthy Mogul. No wonder SN later bagged a lucrative deal with WM’s company.
Cyberencounters
Making the rounds in the gay circuit are two salacious videos featuring show biz denizens. Rushes spy swears by the authenticity of the vids that caught two “wholesome” actors with their pants down—figuratively.
It looked as if Seasoned Actor was clueless that the sizzling session was being recorded. Meanwhile, Former Heartthrob went all out in the cyberencounter. FH could give some porn stars a run for their moaning, ahem, moolah.
Now, there is talk that there’s a third sex video floating online—this time, flaunting the “assets” of Cutie Hunk.
Rated N
Another leaked video topbills Biz Newcomer in various peccadilloes with equally Aggressive Cohort. BN, however, looked completely aware that the naughty scenes were being recorded for posterity.
BN’s projects often end up in sleazy, seedy downtown theaters, but this latest screen scorcher went straight to its target audience. BN, who has yet to carve a niche on the mainstream scene, is now making a splash in the pink underground—particularly, in various sex sites.
BN has become a “star” in cyberspace. This one is rated N—short for Notorious.
Tempting offer
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Kibitzers insist there’s truth to the latest scandal that’s hounding Pretty Starlet. According to witnesses, Gorgeous Coworker almost fell for PS’ charms. Good thing, common sense prevailed and GC was able to resist temptation. After all, GC’s Feisty Partner will fight tooth and nail to defend their troubled relationship.
Those in the know are hardly surprised, because PS boasts quite a checkered track record. It was not the first time for PS, who was previously involved with similarly Committed Lothario.
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Sunshine Cruz sa “dining table sex”: That’s a lie! (And so unhygienic.) Robin Padilla nag-aalala sa bagong trabaho ni BB Gandanghari: “Uber driver na kasi siya sa US!” (Fasten your seatbelt!) Tsismis kina Erich Gonzales at Paul Soriano mas titindi pa dahil sa MMFF. (Uh-oh.) Maine Mendoza sa US magsecelebrate ng Pasko at Bagong
Taon. (White Christmas?) Kathryn Bernardo at Daniel Padilla nominado sa 2017 Blue Star Awards ng Vietnam. (OK. Fine. Whatever.) JM de Guzman “malinis na.” (Was he dirty before?) Heart Evangelista naghahanda sa pagpasok sa politika; balak bumalik sa pag-aaral ( Kalurks.) INQ