Boisterous celeb stalks dream lover’s exes
Boisterous Celebrity is slowly, but surely inching closer to the psychiatric ward. Insiders allege that BC has been stalking the exes of latest prospect, High-profile Beau.
BC has been snooping around, checking out the social media accounts of the serial lover’s former flames.
Apparently, BC’s investigative research is in aid of fueling the fires of an illusory romance. Those in the know are certain that this particular “affair” is doomed from the start—especially since it only exists in BC’s mind. Uh-oh.
Plan B
A well-placed mole insisted that Gregarious Cutie wasn’t the only choice for a splashy project with Scintillating Charmer. At first, the bosses thought GC was a pipe dream. They actually had a Plan B.
They were confident that pairing SC with PB would be a surefire success. Indeed, their last outing was a scorcher!
Alas, hiring PB could be a tad complicated due to a number of personal reasons. The top guns never got to sit down with PB because someone had a brilliant alternative: Why not pursue GC?
And the rest, as they say, is history.
Desperate measures
Vivacious Damsel is definitely in distress these days. VD got in trouble with the Powers That Be.
VD sided with the Losing Team and is now regretting the decision. LT’s Determined Rivals are now turning on the heat, and VD is sweating bullets. VD should have remained neutral, but conniving with LT was an act of pure desperation.
VD wanted to save Dashing Hunk from ignominy and, at the time, LT offered the only solution. What VD did for love!
Junior diva
If Crafty Jezebel is losing one project after another, the spoiled brat has no one else to blame but you-know-who.
Show biz denizens swear CJ is a pint-sized diva. No wonder CJ’s last remaining enterprise ended up in limbo.
CJ needs to shape up, pronto! Not even Alluring Cohort can pull strings for CJ. Well, it may be because AC’s rep is not so sterling, as well. Birds of the same feather duster….
Ms Meanie
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Yet another horror story about Dazzling Maiden is making the rounds in the biz. DM had a meltdown in a posh dining place recently.
DM spewed out hurtful words against the staff. DM didn’t spare anyone—not even those who were older.
On the way home, DM even had the gall to berate the poor lackey who opened the car’s door. Apparently, DM doesn’t like sitting up front, beside the driver. DM bristled, calling the hapless staffer a moron.
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved): Elmo Magalona at Janella Salvador nagdesisyong “hiwalay” muna. (Remind us whywe should give a hoot.)
Nanay ni Janella na si Jenine Desiderio mas tumindi pa ang galit kay Elmo Magalona: “No more lies, please!” (Afraid.)
Daniel Padilla sa pagmamahal kay Kathryn Bernardo: “Hangga’t may katwiran, ipaglaban mo!” (Calling Attorney Sison.)
Joey de Leon muling inireklamo sa MTRCB, kailangan na raw tsugihin sa “Eat Bulaga.” (Again, again, again.)
Gretchen Barretto na- bash dahil lang sa paghuhugas ng kawali! (Yawn.)
Mark Bautista umamin: Mahilig sa Barbie doll at Chinese garter. ( Ganern.)
Kiko Estrada natikman lahat ng babaeng nakilala noon: “Pag single ka‚ enjoy lang!” (Better safe than….)
Hugot movie nina Carlo Aquino at Bela Padilla kumita na ng P60 million. (Are we meant to be impressed?)
Anne Curtis binatikos sa biniling P0.5 million halaga ng sapatos. (Show of hands among those who care.)
AlDub fans kay Juancho Trivino: Tigilan mona ang paglalandi kay Maine (Mendoza)! (Scary spice.)
Hiwalayang KC ConcepcionAly Borromeo pinagpiyestahan sa social media. (Moving on.)