Philippine Daily Inquirer

HOW MOTHERHOOD TURNS YOU INTO A Disney Princess

Here’s a humorous look at how a mom’s life mirrors the stuff that dreams are made of.

- By Maan D’Asis Pamaran

We’ve all sighed over our favorite princesses being whisked off to their happily ever-afters in a grand castle by the handsome Prince Charming. Then, we go back to face the dullness and drudgery that our real, ordinary lives can bring. Well, that is not necessaril­y true, because all moms are princesses in our own ways. Here’s proof:

Cinderella: We are at the beck and call of our kids, every minute of the day. We also have a midnight curfew on our “gimiks,” because we need to wake up early the next day and there is no room in our lives for a hangover. Snow White: We are forever picking up after tiny people and have to constantly remind them to wash their hands before dinner. Aurora (Sleeping Beauty): Don’t we all wish that we can lock ourselves up in a tower and just sleep?

Ariel: We lose our voices, from nagging the kids to clean their rooms.

Tiana: Our “Prince” doesn’t really like to help in the kitchen, but boy does he love to eat.

Jasmine: Every time you go for a night-out with the girls, it has to be a covert mission from the kids.

Mulan: Career-wise, we are living in a man’s world, so we buckle up and get ready to prove ourselves time and time again in the workplace.

Belle: We spend so much time in the kitchen, the appliances and utensils start talking to us. But really, all we want to do is to sit down in a quiet spot and read a book.

Rapunzel: Because who has the time to go to the salon?

It may not exactly be a fairytale existence, but let us be comforted by the fact that we can proudly wear our crowns at home and are adored by our loyal subjects. Happy Mother’s Day!

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