TOP OF THE TABLOIDS: Kris Aquino, Heart Evangelista
No wonder Cantankerous Busybody is no longer pals with Passionate Entertainer.
They used to be extra chummy in the not-so-distant past.
Incurable chattiness drove a wedge between the dynamic duo, though. According to a mole, CB unleashed a careless remark about PE’s personal affairs.
Let’s just say, PE was disappointed by the betrayal.
CB allegedly claimed PE was mired in financial woes. PE was naturally offended.
That was the end of a once beautiful friendship.
Unfriendly
As Alanis would screech: Isn’t it ironic, doncha think?
These days, Legendary Maverick avoids Assertive Celebrity like the plague.
There was a time, however, when LM went to great lengths to defend AC against detractors.
LM even quarreled with Gregarious Luminary to protect AC. Seemed GL made the mistake of criticizing AC in front of LM.
Without batting an eyelash, LM “unfriended” GL, who was way too stunned to react!
Camera shy
Not a few fans were turned off by the behavior of Killjoy Hunk.
At a recent splashy event, popular celebrities gamely posed for snapshots for the crowd.
Alas, when it was KH’s turn to traipse down the red carpet, the mood changed drastically.
KH was reluctant to have a photo taken and purposefully hid from the waiting shutterbugs. As if KH were the biggest star in the known universe!
Raging, aging
Horror stories abound about this raging, aging prima donna.
Luminous Star made an entire crew wait for hours during an out-of-town event. The gig was supposed to start before dusk, but LS arrived way past dinnertime.
Moreover, the staff instructed the celebs to dress casually. Alas, LS arrived looking like an exotic princess—complete with glittery headdress!
Worse, LS and cohorts pre- empted the venture’s concept and used it for their own project.
Jet-setting queen
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Kibitzers are turning green with envy. They claim that Dazzling Kewpie now lives like a queen in spite of the scarcity of show biz projects.
They suspect DK has shacked up with Rich Benefactor. They point to a certain politician as DK’s “secret” beau. The two lovebirds have been globetrotting as if money was no object—with DK’s family in tow, no less.
DK has undoubtedly hit the jackpot.
Let’s just hope that RB’s unexplained wealth is not ill-gotten!
TOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and whywe are moved,
if we are moved):
Kris Aquino ayaw idamay ang dalawang anak sa pakikipagla
ban kay Mocha Uson! (Spare the kids, please.) Mocha kay Kris: “Hindi ako
magso- sorry!” (Unleash the weapons of mass distraction.) Kris nagpapahanap kay Megastar Sharon Cuneta ng “sweetheart” na katulad ni Sen. Kiko (Pangilinan). (Look
sa sky.) Heart Evangelista nakunan: “It’s not the end, just another chapter!” (True!) Ellen Adarna no show sa unang hearing ng child abuse, cybercrime case. (Oh dear.) Jodi Sta. Maria at Richard Yap pinakilig ang madlang pipol sa “roadtrip.” (Yawn.) Maine Mendoza binansagang “Tik-tok Queen,” bagong paandar na “kalaban video” nag- viral agad. (Insert preferred emoji here.) Hugot pa more: Vice Ganda at Coco Martin may tampuhan pa rin? (Never-ending story?)