hal­loween cos­tumes

You don’t need to spend a lot of $$$ or go the slutty nurse route to have a ban­gin’ Hal­loween cos­tume. Here are a few ideas to help you fig­ure out this year’s trick or treat uni­form


The An­cient Aliens Guy If you look like you haven’t slept a wink and your hair looks like it came from outer space, just tell your friends it must be aliens.

Stabbed Jon Snow Win Best Cos­tume of the night by sur­pris­ing ev­ery­one like ev­ery GoT nale did.

Kanye 2020 Run­ning for stu­dent coun­cil next year? Get a head­start with your cam­paign by an­nounc­ing your can­di­dacy while blast­ing Kanye’s Power in the back­ground ev­ery­where you go. *Mic drop*

Left Shark Nev­er­mind if you can’t keep up with ev­ery­one in the room. It’s the awk­ward ones that stand out (and you might just end up be­ing more pop­u­lar than you ex­pected).

Mo­torist stuck at EDSA If your friends are won­der­ing why you’re late to the party, just tell them you’re still in EDSA try­ing to get into char­ac­ter.

Sausage Party of One All you gym buffs have been wait­ing for this night. Show off all that hard­work with noth­ing but a pix­e­lated party pop­per.

Kylie Jen­ner For girls who have three tubes of the same shade of lip­stick, Hal­loween’s the night to use them all.

Bing Bong from

In­side Out Part cot­ton candy, part ele­phant, and part dol­phin. Get your rain­bow rocket and scream “WHO’S YOUR FRIEND WHO LIKES TO PLAY?” from the bot­tom of your heart. *Sobs*

Bad Blood

Tay­lor Swift If you hap­pen to be tall, blonde, and beau­ti­ful, get the squad and your bustier ready for a show­down with that bitch who beat you at cheer­lead­ing try-outs.

The Weeknd

So tell me you love me Only for tonight Only for one night, even though you don’t love me oh oh Just tell me you love me

Emoji skin tone squad For all the lucky peo­ple who ac­tu­ally have friends, make Steve Jobs proud by dress­ing up as ev­ery pos­si­ble skin tone in the Emoji key­board.

Cry­ing Biebs at the VMA’s What do you mean you’re too emo­tional to go out on Hal­loween? Just throw a har­ness on and don’t bother hid­ing your feel­ings. All feel­ings are beau­ti­ful.

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