You don’t need to spend a lot of $$$ or go the slutty nurse route to have a bangin’ Halloween costume. Here are a few ideas to help you figure out this year’s trick or treat uniform
The Ancient Aliens Guy If you look like you haven’t slept a wink and your hair looks like it came from outer space, just tell your friends it must be aliens.
Stabbed Jon Snow Win Best Costume of the night by surprising everyone like every GoT nale did.
Kanye 2020 Running for student council next year? Get a headstart with your campaign by announcing your candidacy while blasting Kanye’s Power in the background everywhere you go. *Mic drop*
Left Shark Nevermind if you can’t keep up with everyone in the room. It’s the awkward ones that stand out (and you might just end up being more popular than you expected).
Motorist stuck at EDSA If your friends are wondering why you’re late to the party, just tell them you’re still in EDSA trying to get into character.
Sausage Party of One All you gym buffs have been waiting for this night. Show off all that hardwork with nothing but a pixelated party popper.
Kylie Jenner For girls who have three tubes of the same shade of lipstick, Halloween’s the night to use them all.
Bing Bong from
Inside Out Part cotton candy, part elephant, and part dolphin. Get your rainbow rocket and scream “WHO’S YOUR FRIEND WHO LIKES TO PLAY?” from the bottom of your heart. *Sobs*
Taylor Swift If you happen to be tall, blonde, and beautiful, get the squad and your bustier ready for a showdown with that bitch who beat you at cheerleading try-outs.
So tell me you love me Only for tonight Only for one night, even though you don’t love me oh oh Just tell me you love me
Emoji skin tone squad For all the lucky people who actually have friends, make Steve Jobs proud by dressing up as every possible skin tone in the Emoji keyboard.
Crying Biebs at the VMA’s What do you mean you’re too emotional to go out on Halloween? Just throw a harness on and don’t bother hiding your feelings. All feelings are beautiful.