False prophet

IT’S been more than a year. Many things have changed. China is inching closer to claiming more islands in the Philippines. A new president will be elected in a few months. And, religious cult leaders are predicting the world will end this month, or the next. In spite of all these, this pastor continues to claim he’s the messiah. He also continues to elude the owners of this overseas-based Pinoy media company for his unpaid ad bills. It’s been more than a year. Kelan daw kayo magbabayad? (gnat)

There you are

In a related scoop, the balikbayan was seen posting pics with her friends and folks on social media. She looks happy. Marami daw’ng pera, the chismosas said. Unbeknownst to the subject, the businessmen that she owes money to when she was still in Manila have relocated to Durianburg. She thought she could get away from them. Not. These bizmen - thanks to Facebook - will pay her a surprise visit this week to collect money to the tune of hundreds of thousands that she has intentionally forgotten to pay. But the question is: will she pay? (tang)

Loose tongue

The former school teacher is now an employee of a local consumer goods company. The other night, he and his pals had a party to celebrate his promotion. Then, when alcohol begun to sunk in his system, he started running his mouth. That’s when he spilled some touchy secrets, like the boss’ mistress and the money he stands to earn on his new position. But, there’s another major issue he’d rather not talk about: his pending case in court for messing up with his former boss’ money. Hirap na magsalita. (bug)