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The Kuala Lumpurbased fashion and travel writer checks in at East Java’s opulent Kaliandra Eco Resort in “Villa of Grandeur” (p 84)

Where will you be travelling next?

It’s a toss-up between Norway and Burma.

What do you always travel with?

My facial spray, Crème de la Mer, a sleeping mask, and facial wipes.

What’s your guiltiest pleasure?

Sleeping till noon.

What’s your most cherished possession?

A patchwork quilt my mum sewed for me when I was 12.

What’s your dream holiday destination?

The Galapagos Islands.

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

I feel an unjustifiable revulsion against Kanken backpacks.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

Absolutely everything until 2010 was retrospectively horrific.

What kind of cult would you like to start?

One where Shonda Rimes, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, and JK Rowling are the leaders. And we all get to wear capes.

If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?

To close your eyes, swear under your breath, and go for it.

Who would play you in a movie of your life?

Miles Teller.

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?

I’d spend a day stalking this person.

What fictional character do you wish you could meet?

The Hollow Man.

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?

Lay down on the street and trip people.

An Olympic medal, an Academy Award or the Nobel Peace prize?

Emotionally, the Olympic medal appeals to me the most, so that one.