Feng Shui Cures for 2015!

The Flying star feng shui school annually defines the bad directions to watch out for in terms of bad vibes and evil forces that affect human life energies.

As was previously cited, the following bad directions caution one not to make "pokpok" (or hammer, dig, groundbreak and repair or renovate) in these sectors of the house or office or even the lot: Southeast, Southwest, Northwest, South and West.

To recap, Southeast brings illness to women, though minor ones, especially daughters and mothers. Stomach related and throat infections are their greatest threats.

Southwest portends health and wealth challenges to mothers of the family, single or not. And here age truly matters.

Northwest affects the fortunes of fathers, especially illicit love affairs that can destroy family life if married. Or if a single father, he can be father again to an unwanted lovechild!

West brings major illness to males in any premises! Lung and throat complications especially UTI or its virulent version of urinary "throat" infections threaten promiscuous as well as amorous males of any age! Yes, you read right: urinary.

Now for the cures, for free: No need to buy expensive and foolish lucky charms or recommendations by bogus swindler feng shui wannabes! Beware of any recommendations by these charlatans on using red objects or colors as they increase bad health and ill-being making you a war freak this year. Also of tiger and peacock images that will take a life (tiger, takes away money and wife, while peacock takes away husband and leads to separation or divorce if at the southwest).

Now, the freebies: If you really need to repair or renovate or construct in the west sector of a property, start from the southwest or northwest directions first to be safe from negative vibes consequences! Simple, right? No expense, no need to be fooled by a swindler fake feng shui expert in this instance.

To counter or remedy illness threats at the southeast, hang a six-rod metal chime, never an eight-rod one (this is overdose). It will magnify trouble. Never put any man-eating animal image here, like lions or tigers or even merlion souvenirs from Singapore.

For the west portion, either put a piyao (one only) facing west or if it's a door put a car blind spot convex mirror above the door outside facing west! (This is cheap, a piyao is just a hundred pesos in any feng shui bazaar in the malls, while the mirror is around thirty pesos).

To avert northwest influences affecting fathers, hang a crystal prism ball or put a round crystal ball, just small, at the center of his office and your house. This costs at the minimum fifty pesos maximum 150 pesos!

For the south, just put also mirror facing south, either atop south doors or walls facing the door!

So there, the cheapest, most economical no nonsense feng shui cures at your convenience and service. But to be doubly sure, you may professionally consult me by appointment for a truly comprehensive treatment - at a discount, of course! - by showing this column as discount coupon! You will get a 20 percent senior- citizen- like discount from current rates.

Enjoy the good vibes of the wood sheep by paying attention to these matters with dispatch! Kung Hei Fat Choi! Love you all!