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Feng Shui Drinking Tips!

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Since the ancient times, drinking alcohol since ancient times has secrets. Feng shui included!

First, let’s tackle the kampai or bottoms-up welcoming drinking-bout cultures in Asia. It entails visitors entertaine­d to a lunch or dinner by hosts leading to bottomless drinking spree until the visitors are dead drunk via countless kampai or bottoms-up drinking challenges!

The secret behind this ancient practice is to let the wine speak! Once drunk and uninhibite­d, the visitors will show their true nature – whether they’re trustworth­y or not!

Thus, they constantly use this welcoming hazing with screening drinking culture to protect their interests in a world of no permanent friends or drinking buddies too!

Other key drinking secrets I will share come from the military and, yes, prostitute­s! From colonels to generals, they share the secret of water as a chaser drink to enable one to endure and last tonger in grueling drinking sessions! Also how to combat hangovers with tomato juice and bloody marys!

But the well-kept secret is learned from pimp mama sangs and their wards of guest relation officers who drink like fish for the fun and, of course, the money of it!

What is this well-kept secret? Unlike military teaching, it’s not water as chaser drink! Guess what? I have tried it and survived a night lifestyle of drinking with gimmick peers, clients from rogue drinking groupies like the police, midnight drinking cabinet members of presidents, mistresses of government officials and, most of all, the daily cocktail to morning clubbing and drinking rounds with the God of Drinking Timmy Tan, be it in Hongkong or in his yachts!

Had I not known this secret, I would have long been an alcoholic or a statistica­l victim of it by now!

Try this secret. Use soda especially Coca Cola as chaser. Its fizz erases the effects of whatever you drank and resets you to zero! Likewise, no hangovers!

Beyond those is the drinking secret of using the arowana ring – you never get drunk! Where? What finger?

Remember too it’s not the drink but the company you enjoy! Cheers! You know whom to call for some lucky secrets you never learn from your parents and alma mater! By the way you may reach me via pm via FB! Hik!

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