FOR THE LOTTO WINNER
We all know that taste doesn’t always come with luck
Here’s the difference between the truly rich and lotto winners: The latter have so much cash they have to use a small bag. The former have bank accounts.
Porsches, Lamborghinis and Honda Civic Type Rs have it, so to the newlyminted millionaire, a spoiler means wealth and power. #perfectlogic
XXL STO. NIñO
When you’re so thankful for your #blessings, a tiny religious figurine won’t do. Get a doll-sized Sto. Niño and mount it on your dash, ADDA be damned.
LARGE STICK FAM
They say the more money you have, your extended family will grow as well. Pretty soon your whole rear glass is covered in tacky stick figures.
Why party to “Despacito” alone when the whole town can join in? We also recommend that you invest in bulletproofing, to protect you from your musical taste.