FOR THE LOTTO WIN­NER

We all know that taste doesn’t al­ways come with luck

Top Gear (Philippines) - - Car Cultutre - WORDS BY DINZO TABAMO IL­LUS­TRA­TIONS BY jUAN cARLO MAALA

MONEY-FILLED BAG

Here’s the dif­fer­ence be­tween the truly rich and lotto win­ners: The lat­ter have so much cash they have to use a small bag. The for­mer have bank ac­counts.

MA­JOR SPOILER

Porsches, Lam­borgh­i­nis and Honda Civic Type Rs have it, so to the new­lyminted mil­lion­aire, a spoiler means wealth and power. #per­fect­logic

XXL STO. NIñO

When you’re so thank­ful for your #blessings, a tiny re­li­gious fig­urine won’t do. Get a doll-sized Sto. Niño and mount it on your dash, ADDA be damned.

LARGE STICK FAM

They say the more money you have, your ex­tended fam­ily will grow as well. Pretty soon your whole rear glass is cov­ered in tacky stick fig­ures.

BOOM­ING BASS

Why party to “Des­pac­ito” alone when the whole town can join in? We also rec­om­mend that you in­vest in bul­let­proof­ing, to pro­tect you from your mu­si­cal taste.

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