Spilling The Beans
Jazz done and it is supposed to be carnival time, but boy is like de election fever done overtake de vaval. Like bacchanal and de silly season is twins joined at the hip.
Stripped Down: Ah dunno about all you but something about de latest strip club bust givin’ off a nasty odor. So many other joints operating around de place wid all kinda foreign woman and not a word not a word not a word from de cops. Dey even have a strip club between Bexon and Dennery an’ it advertisin’ boldface in Facebook. Dey even have talk about a not so secret escort service.
Scarred ‘n’ scorned: You know hell hath no fury right like a woman scorned, right? Well boy maybe de media man eh hear about dat old story. Now he have a certain woman heapin’ all kinda previously untold stories about him, all over de place. Is like a Facebook soap. De woman like she hell-bent on de media man losing a big engagement in one of de sister isles. If tings continue dat way padna go have his own story to tell. Trouble is de woman just might decide to tell her own version of de tale.
Bittersweet: You mean to tell me a sweet shabin like you, wid cultural roots all over de place, you eh see nothing better to do at age 45-plus dan to pick up dat witless 20-something? De man self all of a sudden get so possessive is like his hands have a mind of dere own. But wha’ really pissin’ Biky B off is how madam tellin’ everyone dat dere eh no good men in Saint Lucia. If at her age she cyar separate real men from boys, well now she know . . .
Locked out: Ah really cyar understand why de police have a Caucasian fella who say he from Canada roaming de street. You mean to tell me you bust de man trying to leave de island without paying his landlord. An’ not just any landlord, you understand. De man landlord is a cop. So anyway the authorities say dey holdin’ his passport until he bring in de rent money. So now padna like some kinda homeless vagrant. Next ting you gon hear is he under arrest for tryin’ to get de rent money from some old woman behind a tray.