SPILLING DA BEANS

The Star (St. Lucia) - Life Begins 2 Nite - - NEWS - By Biky B

Yeah boy, Biky B eh go lie, tings were tun up for de Easter Week­end. Ah real en­joy my­self ee! I eh know but Looshans like a good time and last week­end it was fete and bac­c­a­hanaal all over de place. Never mind some voleurs try to spoil tings. But doh mind dat is like dey say, we jam­ming still.

Cyar Rise: Talking about jam­ming, a par­tic­u­lar com­pany brand man­ager was jammed re­ally hard by main squeeze, when she catch him in ac­tion in Soufriere. De man was caught red handed with his baby mama who he say he had noth­ing with. De ting is de man tell his woman he eh have money to take her to de show in Soufriere so he go just hang out with his pad­nas. De woman self say she will chill Pi­geon Point by Aqua Mele. But de ting is she done get de soup­syon de man would be in de Souf. So she track him. Well boy, af­ter she con­front him around peo­ple, my boy just cool it in a cor­ner whole night.

Church Don­key: So as ah was say­ing, it was de Easter week­end and de end to Holy week. But it would seem like some Chris­tians were get­ting in­volved in some real roro in­stead. Dey tell Biky B dat heads of a par­tic­u­lar de­nom­i­na­tion were brought be­fore de church re­gional coun­cil for dis­ci­pline. De way ah hear it, seems like one a de church pas­tor’s wife was in­volved in some hanky panky with an­other pas­tor while an­other one was send­ing her some flirty What­sapp mes­sages. Talk about a reli­gious me­nage-a-trois! But one of de ac­com­plices in de mat­ter say he eh at­tend­ing no dis­ci­pline meet­ing and if dey men­tion his name he send­ing lawyer let­ter. Now de church try­ing to keep tings hush, hush and eh want to bray too much about what is go­ing on.

My Song: Talking about bray­ing, deh have some peo­ple who does hardly at­tend a ca­lypso tent but want to make noise about de plans to have a one song com­pe­ti­tion dis year. Now ah eh know about you, but each year is like de Ca­lypso ting get­ting more bor­ing and de songs lack any kinda pep (no pun in­tended). So what ah go­ing and lis­ten to dem fel­las sing two songs for? So ah vote was taken to make de ting a one song com­pe­ti­tion and de peo­ple mak­ing de most noise is de ones show­ing up once ah year win­ning some money and run­ning away. Any­way ah hope good sense pre­vail and ah go hear at least one good ca­lypso from each ca­lyp­so­nian dis year. For now is like ev­ery­t­ing is on de down low.

Alimoney: Boy I eh know how some woman so gullible? You mean to tell me dis chick mar­ried to a lo­cal singer for more dan twenty years and overnight she meet a Nige­rian and now call­ing for di­vorce? De way Biky B hear it de man say he is a mil­lion­aire and want to set up busi­ness in Saint Lu­cia so he go take care of her and make her his busi­ness part­ner. So next ting you know, woops waps she in hook, line and sinker. And to tink is de hus­band dat in­tro­duce her to de man. Eh ben bon!

You can send me your stuff at [email protected] gmail.com. In de mean­time check me out next week again right here in this space in de 2Nite mag­a­zine.

Ah go leave dat here for now peo­ple. Doh for­get to send me some of your beans, soup­syon, roro, gos­sip­what­ever you want to call it- just doh call it fake news okay.

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