SPILLING DA BEANS
Ah boy, is me again, Biky B and ah know you ready for more ah de hot, juicy stuff. Well you doh have to wait no more!
While Facebook and fake-news blowing steam about a Chinese takeover in de south, thanks to de yellow brigade, is like no one paying attention to a Spanish invasion in de north. Biky B put two and two together and realize dat de red brigade allowed plenty of dem in to construct one ah de new hotels in de north. Now when tings were good dem fellas were spending plenty dollars in Gros Islet and elsewhere on de bom scene, if you know what ah mean. But now money running out, dey status in jeopardy. Some ah dem running like headless chickens, causing all kinda trouble, being picked up for drugs and so on. Talk about a tale of two ghettos. Now who go fix dat?
Talking about de red brigade, people asking me if one ah dem flee de starry coup. Dey say de man not even defending de partee relationship with Joofallee. In fact, last week de man was singing happy birthday in Kweyol, Chinese and English to de former UWP chairman turned Ambassador during a whirlwind European and Asian tour. Is like he turn rock star. Anyway padna ah eh blame you boy, better yellow supper dan no supper at all. After all, no more juffers right?
So a certain cop who busy moonlighting for a number of businesses to bring in some extra cash for de family is now singing de blues. Ah hear de man get to find out de vacations in New York he does pay for his wife and de children is nothing but a sexcapade for de woman. Other cops say is de woman original lover she going and meet and boy, after de man see some Whatsapp for himself, his head turn hot-hot-hot. De last ah hear is he call for a time out to tink tings over.
Who’s a black sheep?:
Ah guess de black sheep in white wool really cyar complain about being an endangered species anymore. After all de man getting nuff bookings, now he book again for de sun festival part two. What can I say? De mother hen and de side chick tired ah crying foul so now de head rooster blowing all de way to de bank. Anyway people, take all you time on de weekend and look before you leap. Ah hear dem days you cyar tell de difference between real news and fake news. But dere eh nothing fake about what BIky B delivering just for 2Nite. So see y’all next week and doh forget to write me firstname.lastname@example.org