Ah boy, is me again, Biky B and ah know you ready for more ah de hot, juicy stuff. Well you doh have to wait no more!

The Star (St. Lucia) - Life Begins 2 Nite - - WHAT'S INSIDE - By Biky B

Span­ish Har­lem:

While Face­book and fake-news blow­ing steam about a Chi­nese takeover in de south, thanks to de yel­low brigade, is like no one pay­ing at­ten­tion to a Span­ish in­va­sion in de north. Biky B put two and two to­gether and re­al­ize dat de red brigade al­lowed plenty of dem in to con­struct one ah de new ho­tels in de north. Now when tings were good dem fel­las were spend­ing plenty dol­lars in Gros Islet and else­where on de bom scene, if you know what ah mean. But now money run­ning out, dey sta­tus in jeop­ardy. Some ah dem run­ning like head­less chick­ens, caus­ing all kinda trou­ble, be­ing picked up for drugs and so on. Talk about a tale of two ghet­tos. Now who go fix dat?

Floor Crosser?:

Talk­ing about de red brigade, peo­ple ask­ing me if one ah dem flee de starry coup. Dey say de man not even de­fend­ing de par­tee re­la­tion­ship with Joofallee. In fact, last week de man was singing happy birth­day in Kweyol, Chi­nese and English to de for­mer UWP chair­man turned Am­bas­sador dur­ing a whirl­wind Euro­pean and Asian tour. Is like he turn rock star. Any­way padna ah eh blame you boy, bet­ter yel­low sup­per dan no sup­per at all. Af­ter all, no more juf­fers right?


So a cer­tain cop who busy moon­light­ing for a num­ber of busi­nesses to bring in some ex­tra cash for de fam­ily is now singing de blues. Ah hear de man get to find out de va­ca­tions in New York he does pay for his wife and de chil­dren is noth­ing but a sex­ca­pade for de woman. Other cops say is de woman orig­i­nal lover she go­ing and meet and boy, af­ter de man see some What­sapp for him­self, his head turn hot-hot-hot. De last ah hear is he call for a time out to tink tings over.

Who’s a black sheep?:

Ah guess de black sheep in white wool re­ally cyar com­plain about be­ing an en­dan­gered species any­more. Af­ter all de man get­ting nuff book­ings, now he book again for de sun fes­ti­val part two. What can I say? De mother hen and de side chick tired ah cry­ing foul so now de head rooster blow­ing all de way to de bank. Any­way peo­ple, take all you time on de week­end and look be­fore you leap. Ah hear dem days you cyar tell de dif­fer­ence be­tween real news and fake news. But dere eh noth­ing fake about what BIky B de­liv­er­ing just for 2Nite. So see y’all next week and doh for­get to write me bikyb@gmail.com

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