SPILLING DA BEANS
Boy Biky B tell you from roots and soul to pure vavalary and ah ready for de mas again. Boy all ah can say is dat some a de Soca hot, hot, hot. But of course everybody dem days talking about de Looshan Kuduro aka de Dennery Segment dat have de place on fire right now. But is de Kaiso soaps dat have Biky right now, so read on… A Point of Principle:
Talking about Looshan Carnival, well de Kaiso tents in full swing you know. And boy is blows for so for de politcians. But in de mix of it all a head-teacher getting some real stick too. Now de man who is also a kaisonian has been on suspension for some teacher-student hanky-panky. Well boy is like he comrades in Kaiso want more dan a pound of flesh from him. De last ah hear is dat de man feeling de pressure and might not even compete this year.
Talking about hanky-panky, nuff rumours spreading about a certain political operative whose job it was to troll Facebook and defend his party by any means necessary. De man who was based overseas, has been accused of all kinda tings in de past, but nothing seemed to stick. But boy, recently tings got serious, de man head get hot and ah hear he try to leave de state where he was based. De last ting ah hear is dat not only was he held for questioning about some a de allegations but de feds now have him in detention over his immigration status. Look like this one may get de Trump boot.
Ah tink a certain drinks company manager can get de special double agent award. De man real boldface boy to have both his main squeeze and de side chick at Soleil. But one ting ah realize is dat de side chick know she place. Because when tings done she make sure she enter de back of de vehicle for de man to drop her home, while de unsuspecting wifey in de front seat, cool and calm.
So ah certain sports administrator who used to have his head all up in de clouds now hanging his head in shame. De man who used to walk like he cyar mash ants was telling people dat his wife in Miami on vacation. But now dat de truth come out and is for a rich man in de US she leave him, padna quiet like a church mouse. De ting is de man was running around here dere and everywhere and de wife get fed-up and skip town leaving him high and dry.
On dat note Biky B go leave it there. Of course remember to enjoy de vaval events in safety but also remember its de hurricane season so heed all warnings okay. Enjoy all yuh self and doh forget to drop me some beans at bikyb@ gmail.com.