SPILLING DA BEANS
Good day to mi fans and followers. Hope you had a great week and did not get caught up in all dat Sarahah hype. But you know me, ah doh really mix up in dem tings, Biky B like to go straight to de source for all de latest beans. So go on and enjoy.
CRUISING: So forget about Sarahah; dis singer dat working on a cruise ship decide to send her ex a discreet Whatapp message about how she missing him and ting. She say dat whenever she in port dey can get together. And she tell de man dat she doh mind he get himself a new girlfriend. Well, Biky B hear de man woman read de message and her reply was real nasty. She even threaten to grab her by her weave when de boat arrive. Well boy ah hear de last time de ship come in de cruise ship chick eh even disembark. Well, well, well.
CLOTHES DEAL: One irate woman on Facebook did not need any Sarahah to put dis Looshan dude in New York on blast for not filling her order of clothes. De woman claim de man pick up her order months ago, even doh he was asked not to, and up to now he cyar hand over de goods. De woman accuse him of giving her tings to a next woman and is a whole heap of tings going on back and forth on social media. De last ting ah hear, people trying to make amends wid talk of deportation all over de place. Ah guess dat has become everybody’s favorite trump card? (Trump card, you catch it?)
FISHY GUY: So it would seem like a manhunt and police hunt is finally underway for a notorious con man. It’s been a few years now dat de man all over de island giving people some story about fish he import dat he need to clear but missing money; or de boat run out of fuel, so he need to borrow money for gas. De man even telling people his wife working at some Adventist store and dey can go there and collect their money. But dat too was a damn lie. And as fast as you hand him de money he disappear. Well now after many reports de po-po on de hunt. But Biky B fear what some people go do da man if they ketch him before de cops.
Mama Woy: Talking about de police, I eh know how some people could be so boldface. You mean to tell me you leave de man and you ask him for some of de furniture when you were leaving so he give you. But two days later you go back in de house with de key you still had, when de man was at work, and you clean out de groceries in de fridge and cupboard. De man ask if is you and you deny it, even doh de neighbours see you. Now de man get police involved you telling everybody de man want you to take jail for a little groceries and he want you to lose your job in de school. Eh ben bon! Anyway folks dat’s all my space. But doh worry dere’s always next week. Be sure to get your STAR early. Oh, an have a safe weekend, peeps!