SPILLING DA BEANS
So how was your Emancipation weekend, my peeps. Well like Mysterio say it was more feting and still more vaval in de communities. De last time ah check Loosha had more carnivals and pageants dan even Trinbago wee! And dey say tings ruff!
So ah hear one girl put a wrestling move on another one at Wet Fete. De way dey tell me, de vigilante kicker ’s boyfriend is a soca artiste. She tell her friends dis young girl rolling on her man and she wanted to teach her a lesson. Well boy ah hear out of no where dat drop kick pass and de young girl eh know what hit her as she lie dere wid ever ything spinning around her. Ah hear dat was only de first round though. Biky just hope dey have tickets to de rematch!
RUM NOT JUICE:
Ah doh know if to blame it on de rain or de rum at dat colourful fete last weekend but way maysyia look fights ee! I mean people even fighting for rum! One girl who always up in de place in de latest fashion get busted for taking a bottle of Ciroc from somebody cooler. When two other girls rush her de wotless boyfriend she take de Ciroc for come to her rescue. Or maybe is de Ciroc he rescue. Well, well, well.
So this cougar dat living in de Beverly Hills of Saint Lucia just cyar understand why dis young buck doh wanna leave his woman for her. De woman say she buy de man all kinda expensive ting from all de way in Dubai, she pampering him and giving him ever ything anyway he want it. Still de man just eh want to stick with her. But what really break her heart last week is when she hear de man woman go down on bended knee in front of him in a restaurant and propose. Like Vaughan did say, boy, kweez take de cougar. Dem Beatles was right: money cyar buy you love!
Boy it seem like a certain brand manager based here but he getting a whole lotta foreign from de ladies. De man seem to be on a roll flashing his sponsorship money and is like he bringing all de honeys to his hive. Ah hear dis one girl from de higher echelons have de hots for de man even though she engaged. De way Biky B hear it de fiancé now have brand man on tracker alert and say any wrong move he go deal with him. Stay tuned!
That’s my space, ah go check all you on de rebound next week. Stay cool in de heat and dry when it rains, but doh leave dem beans out to get wet otherwise you know me huh! Until then have a safe weekend peeps!