SPILLING DA BEANS
Anyway folks, dats ma space and time ah have to run. Like ah said before plenty action around de place boy. So I in dat for sure. Whatever you do, be nice and stay safe and ah go ketch all you next week so be sure to pick up your copy of de 2nite Magazine early. Okay! Ah gone!
Good day peeps, how all you doing? Well all I can say is Loosha is de land of fete for sure, from de vaval and now CPL and Mercury Beach: nuff action ah tell you. And dey say tings ruff ?
Bowled Over: Ah hear a certain local female celebrity in de media get ketch on de backhand recently. De way ah hear it, she was all over one a de CPL honchos; a little too close for comfort, if you know what I mean. People swear she must have given de man a small taste of de honey, then one night she showed up unannounced at de man hotel room. What she didn’t know is de man had just flown in his main squeeze and de uninvited end up wid ah whole set of egg all over her face. Ah doh expect to see much of her at de remaining games after dat though!
Inseparable: De way ah see it is like a local power couple about to mend their bridges. De two had gone deh separate ways and people swear dey were now tossing salads and flipping burgers, if you know what ah mean. At a recent function there was a lot of cozying up going on in de room boy. But ah doh know, maybe it had something to do wid de spirit of Saint Lucia dat was flowing like water on de night!
Valley Rocks: A special source tell Biky B dat it would seem like de whole valley under scrutiny by de US and Canada. It seem like some residents got way too creative when it came to diversifying from bananas. So now ah hear dat nuff people from de area getting turned down for U.S. and Canadian visas. Some even getting the immigration boot back to where dey come from. Boy ah tell you!
In Bond: So ah hear how this former customs worker who was a real big boss in his times eh feeling too good dese days, what with his marriage on de rocks. De man wife put him downstairs in a small apartment of de house dey build together while she have de main house to entertain at will. De ting is he have a lil’ sweet chick on de side who he financing regularly even though she have her boyfriend. So now dat de wife get to know about dat ah hear she want to put de man out in de hot sun, even though she been romping elsewhere herself. All you tink dat fair?