DO NOT TAKE WHAT’S NOT YOURS
Maybe you have become accustomed to receiving freebies during the pandemic, what with the government’s handouts of face masks and test kits. But at the Tatler Ball you are not a charity case; you are a guest. Each guest is entitled to their door gift—singular, not plural—so please dial down on your kleptomaniac tendencies and do not sneakily steal someone else’s goodies when they aren’t looking. Also out of bounds: the table decor, the champagne bottles, and your frenemy’s partner.