THE THIRD UMPIRE
ANGELA MERKEL
The German chancellor’s handling of the refugee crisis came close to claiming her scalp at the weekend, when the governing party lost more than 1-million votes to a right-wing opponent, leaving her with no obvious coalition partners.
GOODWILL ZWELITHINI
Entitlement has been given new meaning by the Zulu king’s complaint that he does not get the “stipend I deserve”. The KwaZulu-Natal government allocates the Zulu royal family an annual budget of almost R60m.
DAVID MEADE
Did the earth move for you on Heritage Day? No? Not even a little? That’s odd, because this self-styled “Christian numerologist” claimed to have found hidden “codes” in the Bible that said the world would come to a fiery end on Sunday.