A secure lid perhaps?

I AM not sure that Ben Smit fully grasped Jonathan Schire’s very funny letter wherein he agreed that religious leaders should “come together”.

Either way, for the benefit of your readers who – like me – are blessed (or perhaps cursed) with a vivid imagination, I beg Mr Smit to use a measure of global semen production other than swimming pools; preferably some sort of closed container with a secure lid. Stephen Pain