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‘I left my favourite cropped hoodie at this dude’s place and later texted him to get it

back. He sent me a pic­ture of my sweat­shirt … with a di­nosaur and a ran­dom name printed on it. He didn’t re­alise it was mine and had screen­printed his band’s logo on it.’ CHRISTINA

‘I worked in re­tail

for a year. Dur­ing my irst month at the store, a woman came in look­ing for lowy tops. I asked her when she was due… She wasn’t preg­nant. Oops.’ KAZMIRA

‘My sis­ter was vis­it­ing, and we went out with my friends and a guy I’d re­cently

started see­ing. My sis­ter got tired and wanted to go home, so my bestie of­fered to let her stay at her place so I could stay out. Later, when I took the guy home with me, we found my sis­ter asleep in my bed. My friend had ac­ci­den­tally put

my ad­dress into the Uber – and be­cause they were al­ready there, they broke into my apartment…’ KOBLE

‘I was shop­ping when a guy com­pli­mented me

on my outf…it, then asked whether I wanted to get coff’ee. I said yes be­cause I had some free time. He ex­plained how he was into a per­son’s en­ergy, and said he kept a cal­en­dar to make sure he didn’t mas­tur­bate for a cer­tain num­ber of days be­cause it kept him in a good state. I asked to see it on his phone – and it was real! He’d marked when he’d had sex, and when he’d bro­ken his 10- day rule. Af­ter coff’ee, we walked around and he tried to kiss me. I dodged.’ SA­VAN­NAH ‘I used the bath­room at a guy’s place af­ter we had sex. When I walked out, he was chang­ing the sheets – and my clothes were ar­ranged in a neat pile. He had a specific spot for ev­ery­thing. Weird.’ CARO­LINE

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