What’s Your Dat­ing Strat­egy?

Cosmopolitan (South Africa) - - QUIZ -

1

While get­ting dressed for a meet-up, your style MO is:

A

What­ever is free of wine stains. Play­ing the Œield has your closet in ruins.

B

A classy jump­suit and killer heels. They say to dress for the date you want, and you’re shooting for a grand tour of a pent­house.

C

The sweat­shirt your grand­mother wore when she locked eyes with Gramps. It’s sure to also sum­mon The One for you.

2

Af­ter a fun time with some­one new, you:

A

Trade fŒlirty emoji, then set up your next big night out.

B

Send friendly re­minders of your awe­some­ness, like your crazy-soft linen sheets and great Uber pas­sen­ger rat­ing.

C

Take no ac­tion. If it’s truly meant to be, you’ll surely bump into each other again.

3

You’re at a wed­ding and feel­ing horny. Who do you ap­proach?

A

The DJ, to re­quest Cardi B. Her music switches on your mag­netic aura. Let them Œlock!

B

The guest with Clooney’s style and Prince Wil­liam’s poise. You will not de­vi­ate from your cri­te­ria.

C

The mother of the bride. Surely she has some sage wis­dom and stel­lar dat­ing ad­vice af­ter watch­ing her own daugh­ter get suc­cess­fully hitched.

4

A hot­tie at the bar goes in for a (sloppy) kiss. You:

A

Won­der if you can put all those G&Ts on their tab.

B

Flee to the ladies’ room so you can add this prospect to your spread­sheet of make­out rank­ings.

C

Peel them o’ and pray your soul mate ap­pears.

5

You have been swip­ing for 30-plus min­utes and feel kinda:

A

Eu­phoric. The only other place with this many shirt­less pics is Bieber’s In­sta.

B

Un­daunted. There’s a rea­son your in­dex Œinger has a ma­jor cal­lus.

C

Over it. There’s not a sin­gle great love story that be­gins with ‘Once upon a swipe’.

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