Showers, Growers, Leaners and Teeny Peenies
The size and length you see when he’s flaccid are close to what you get when he’s erect. That’s because his pickle naturally has less elastin (aka stretchy stuff) and more collagen (aka thickeners), so there won’t be much hulking-up happening when he’s aroused.
These pants puppies are relatively short and small at rest, long and large at play. Growers have more elastin and less collagen, so they can supersize themselves when the time is right. But they also tend to shrink more in cold temps, which constrict blood vessels. (He’ll return to normal once he thaws out.)
Whether it’s a little to the right or left, a curved penis is both normal and common. His unique angle might even hit you just right during P-inV sex. That said, if your guy notices a major new lean when he’s erect, he should see his doctor. It could be a sign of Peyronie’s disease, a condition in which fibrous tissue builds up and causes curves, indents and shortening.
All jokes aside, only two percent of men have what’s officially considered a small penis, which is 10cm or shorter when hard. An actual micro-penis is even more rare, clocking in at fewer than 8cm when standing at attention.