THE BOSS

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It’s their boss’ birth­day so a few em­ploy­ees buy him a birth­day gift. Be­fore open­ing the gift, he no­tices it’s wet in the cor­ner.

Touch­ing the wet spot and tast­ing it, he asks, “A bot­tle of wine?” “No,” his em­ploy­ees re­ply. He tastes it again. “A bot­tle of Scotch?” “No,” his em­ploy­ees re­ply. “I give up. What is it?” “A puppy!” they an­nounce.

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