UN­SAFE BET

DRUM - - Good Laughs -

A guy is read­ing the news­pa­per when his wife walks up be­hind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a fry­ing pan. “What was that for?” he howls. “I found a piece of pa­per in your pocket with Betty Sue writ­ten on it.”

“Jeez, honey, re­mem­ber last week when I went to the race course? Betty Sue is the name of the horse I went there to bet on.”

The wife shrugs and walks away. Three days later he’s watch­ing soc­cer when she walks up to him and whacks him again with the fry­ing pan. “What was that for?” he whim­pers. “Your horse called!” she says.

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