A guy is reading the newspaper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” he howls. “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it.”
“Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the race course? Betty Sue is the name of the horse I went there to bet on.”
The wife shrugs and walks away. Three days later he’s watching soccer when she walks up to him and whacks him again with the frying pan. “What was that for?” he whimpers. “Your horse called!” she says.