DRUM - - Good Laughs -

A man and a woman who’ve never met be­fore find them­selves in the same sleep­ing car­riage of a long-dis­tance train.

Af­ter the ini­tial em­bar­rass­ment they both man­age to set­tle in and go to sleep – the woman on the top bunk and the man on the lower.

In the mid­dle of the night the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m aw­fully cold and I was won­der­ing if you could pos­si­bly pass me an­other blan­ket.” The man leans out and with a glint in his eye says, “I’ve got a bet­ter idea, let’s pre­tend we’re mar­ried.” “Why not,” the woman gig­gles. “Good,” the man says. “Get your own blan­ket!”

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