BREAK­FAST TIP

DRUM - - Good Laughs -

A lonely stranger walks into a de­serted restau­rant and or­ders the break­fast spe­cial. When his or­der ar­rives, he looks up at the waitress and asks, “How about a kind word?” The waitress leans over and whis­pers, “Don’t eat the meat.”

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