LOS­ING IT

DRUM - - Good Laughs -

A blonde is over­weight, so her doc­tor puts her on a diet.

He says to her: “I want you to eat the spe­cial diet food for two days, then skip a day and re­peat the pro­ce­dure for ex­actly two weeks.

The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least six ki­los.”

When the blonde re­turns, she has lost nearly 15 ki­los.

“Why, that’s amaz­ing!” the doc­tor ex­claims, “Did you fol­low my in­struc­tions?”

The blonde nods and answers: “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was go­ing to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?” the doc­tor asks.

“No,” the blonde replies, “from skip­ping!”

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