WHAT DID THE DOC­TOR SAY?

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A woman ac­com­pa­nies her hus­band to the doc­tor’s of­fice.

Af­ter his check-up, the doc­tor calls the wife into his of­fice alone.

He says, “Your hus­band is suf­fer­ing from a very se­vere stress dis­or­der. If you don’t fol­low my in­struc­tions care­fully, your hus­band will surely die.

“Each morn­ing, fix him a healthy break­fast. Be pleas­ant at all times. For lunch, make him a nu­tri­tious meal. For dinner, pre­pare an es­pe­cially nice meal for him.

“Don’t bur­den him with chores. Don’t dis­cuss your prob­lems with him, it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him.

“If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your hus­band will re­gain his health com­pletely.”

On the way home, the hus­band asks his wife, “Well, what did the doc­tor say?”

“He said you’re go­ing to die,” she replies.

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