ONE-LINERS

DRUM - - Good Laughs -

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A con­science is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

I al­most had a psy­chic girl­friend but she left me be­fore we met.

How do you tell when you’re out of in­vis­i­ble ink?

If ev­ery­thing seems to be go­ing well, you have ob­vi­ously over­looked some­thing.

42,7% of all statis­tics are made up on the spot.

When ev­ery­thing is com­ing your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the fu­ture, lazi­ness pays off now.

Every­one has a pho­to­graphic mem­ory, some just don’t have film.

Newspapers in English

Newspapers from South Africa

© PressReader. All rights reserved.