99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
42,7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.