THE HITCHING POST

I’m a 68-year-old divorced, blonde, blue-eyed woman who is very loving and romantic, and always ready to spoil her man. He can be in his late 70s, 80s or even early 90s, as long as he still believes in love. He should be good, kind and loving, and must live in or near Gqeberha [Port Elizabeth] or East London. He should also be retired, so he can spend a lot of time with me.

He must be very romantic and adore and spoil me. He must not smoke or cheat, and needs to be financially secure. Please ask for my cell phone number from Farmer’s Weekly. Don’t wait too long. LOOKING FOR LOVE

I’m 63 years old, 186cm tall and weigh 88kg. I’m a single, white, professional man, and am looking to meet another man. Perhaps a farmer? I’m by nature a private person. No baggage, please. STRAIGHTFORWARD

I’m a healthy, 62-year-old woman, and a Jehovah’s Witness. I am divorced and very lonely. I’m a Xhosa speaker, and would like to meet a divorced or widowed Christian (preferably a Jehovah’s Witness) man of between 60 and 66 for a serious relationship. I own a house in the Eastern Cape. I pray to meet you soon. LILLY FLOWER

I’m a woman of 40 who would like to meet a man of any age or any race. I neither drink nor smoke, am an outgoing, adventurous person, and love music. I also love children. I’m looking for a man who is financially stable and willing to travel. LOVING

I’m a 56-year-old white widow looking for a white, financially secure man aged between 55 and 72 who is looking for a long-term relationship. I’m a very down-to-earth lady. I don’t drink or smoke, and enjoy the outdoors and camping. I’m a big animal lover, and any man in my life would need to like dogs. I’m willing to relocate for the right person. ALL YOURS, 9480

Ek is ’n blanke, tweetalige dame woonagtig te Kempton Park. Ek is alleen, met geen afhanklikes. Ek het my goed opgepas en is baie lief vir my Skepper. Ek verlang ’n vreugdevolle, godvresende lewensmaat van ongeveer 69 tot 76 jaar wat ’n vrou sal waardeer. SONSKYN OOS RAND

HOW TO PLACE A POST: The service is free, confidential and open to those over 18. Posts or replies cannot be written on behalf of someone else, and you must supply a pseudonym. Posts must not exceed 50 words and your address must be legible. Sign with your name and surname. Send your post to Hitching Post, PO Box 1797, Pinegowrie 2123 or email hitchingpost@caxton.co. za.

HOW TO REPLY TO A POST: Send a response in a sealed, SA- stamped envelope and write the pseudonym of the person to whom it should be sent on the front cover in pen. Place this into a second SA- stamped envelope and send it to Hitching Post, PO Box 1797, Pinegowrie 2123.