15 Things that really make us want to scream
Bus drivers who won’t open the doors when you’re just 10cm from the bus stop. In gridlock. And you’re late for work.
Facebook Farmville: ‘Lucy has bought a baby goat and needs you to plant carrots to feed it.’ Waste your life Lucy, not ours.
Chuggers – aka charity muggers. Yes, of course we care about children. Yes, of course we give to charity. No, we don’t like people who work on commission hurling themselves in front of us and making us feel like Satan’s mistress for saying no.
Reformed smokers who now practically patrol the streets with pitchforks to scold current smokers.
When your friends ‘reply all’ to your invite and say something lame. You’re not that funny, Susan.
Men who highlight their hair.
Being put on speakerphone when you don’t know it.
When your mom asks you to call her urgently, which you do, frantically. And it turns out to be about the cat licking the wall, and isn’t that a bit funny dear, and should she phone the vet?
Hauling yourself all the way to a gym class, only to find that you didn’t collect a rubber band and are asked to leave. Way to make us feel 12 again.
Reaching Mcdonald’s with a massive hangover two minutes too late for the breakfast menu.
Emoticons. And the phrase LMAO. And emails you can’t unsubscribe to.
App bores. Yes, we know there’s an app for basically everything. App off.
When shop assistants give you a huge load of change stacked on top of your receipt and it leaves you all fumbly.
Salespeople who call for the ‘Mr’ of the house. Really? It’s the 21st century, people.
Tweets that overshare: “Chloe thinks that some people are so fake, and when times get hard you find out who really matters.”