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15 Things that re­ally make us want to scream

Glamour (South Africa) - - Contents -

1

Bus driv­ers who won’t open the doors when you’re just 10cm from the bus stop. In grid­lock. And you’re late for work.

2

Face­book Far­mville: ‘Lucy has bought a baby goat and needs you to plant car­rots to feed it.’ Waste your life Lucy, not ours.

3

Chug­gers – aka char­ity mug­gers. Yes, of course we care about chil­dren. Yes, of course we give to char­ity. No, we don’t like peo­ple who work on com­mis­sion hurl­ing them­selves in front of us and mak­ing us feel like Satan’s mistress for say­ing no.

4

Re­formed smok­ers who now prac­ti­cally pa­trol the streets with pitch­forks to scold cur­rent smok­ers.

5

When your friends ‘re­ply all’ to your in­vite and say some­thing lame. You’re not that funny, Su­san.

6

Men who high­light their hair.

7

Be­ing put on speak­er­phone when you don’t know it.

8

When your mom asks you to call her ur­gently, which you do, fran­ti­cally. And it turns out to be about the cat lick­ing the wall, and isn’t that a bit funny dear, and should she phone the vet?

9

Haul­ing your­self all the way to a gym class, only to find that you didn’t col­lect a rub­ber band and are asked to leave. Way to make us feel 12 again.

10

Reach­ing Mcdon­ald’s with a mas­sive han­gover two min­utes too late for the break­fast menu.

11

Emoti­cons. And the phrase LMAO. And emails you can’t un­sub­scribe to.

12

App bores. Yes, we know there’s an app for ba­si­cally ev­ery­thing. App off.

13

When shop as­sis­tants give you a huge load of change stacked on top of your re­ceipt and it leaves you all fumbly.

14

Sales­peo­ple who call for the ‘Mr’ of the house. Re­ally? It’s the 21st cen­tury, peo­ple.

15

Tweets that over­share: “Chloe thinks that some peo­ple are so fake, and when times get hard you find out who re­ally mat­ters.”

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