Rules for casual sex
For sex that’s safe and so worth it.
1 Make your location known
Dropping a pin of where you are every so often works.
2 always use protection
Even if it means a 3am condom run to the petrol station.
3 know your rights…
… To having advert-free musical accompaniment. No one wants to do the deed in silence.
4 Be ready To explain
The same way you would at the Mcdonald’s drive-through when placing an order. Say, “Yeah, I want to lie on my stomach and have you enter from behind.” Have it your way.
5 remember reciprocity
Ask what gets your partner excited, too. You can always respond with, “I’m going to pass. What else you got?”
6 don’t Mislead
Don’t ask for someone’s number if you don’t ever intend to reach out. “I had a great time,” will suffice.
7 know you can pull The plug
Anytime, for any reason. You went home with someone; you didn’t sign a legal contract.