Jackknife situps

You could use a tray, sure, but that wooden plank that helped you out of a pickle earlier today works just as well. Place the plank on your lap and cut lengths of rubber hose on it. Or slice some biltong. And if your shisanyama with pap and sheba is served in a floppy paper plate, well then it also works. Because men, apparently, don’t have laps.