GQ (South Africa)

How to survive a zombie apocalypse

Could you survive a zombie apocalypse? probably not. but it wouldn’t hurt to be a little prepared. our team gave some thought to what we might pack – both for survival and for sanity

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Nkosiyati khumalo Sentimenta­l item: Photos of family and friends

Survival item:

A consolidat­ed audiobook of all of Donald Trump’s tweets. Even zombies would run away.

lesley mathys Sentimenta­l item: My collection of crystals Survival item:

All the sexual predators! The zombies will feast away while I make my escape.

Viné lucas Sentimenta­l item: My cat

Survival item:

A sword. Robyn-lee Pretorius Sentimenta­l item: Lucky 7 Survival item: Military submarine with a lifetime supply of wine and food.

tania DURAND Sentimenta­l item: My family Survival item: Bottles of Sauvignon Blanc.

thobeka Phanyeko Sentimenta­l item: My daughter Survival item: Lady Gaga’s Grammy egg pod –we’ll stay in there until it’s all over. tumi moletsane Sentimenta­l item: A fully-charged phone Survival item: Rusty Beukes – to use as a human shield.

shannon manuel Sentimenta­l item: My Siberian husky Survival item: Weapons, earphones and Daryl Dixon.

Walter hayward Sentimenta­l item: iphone, obviously Survival item: Naomi Campbell and a telephone. lisa abdellah Sentimenta­l item: My track spikes, so I could still run on the moon Survival item: A zombie’s left toe – to fool other zombies into thinking I was one of them, so they’d leave me alone. Then I’d board a space ship to fly me to safety. On the moon. Where there are no zombies. keenan JEPPE Sentimenta­l item: My Macbook and all my music Survival item: Blade (the day walker), to use as my personal body guard, Pikachu and a lightsaber.

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