Au­gus­tine Ram­phele on Vuk­ile Mngqibisa

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“Jo­vis” is the tallest player in the team and also very stub­born. Just why he likes beat­ing up other peo­ple re­mains a mys­tery to me! But un­known to him is the fact that we are plan­ning on gang­ing up on him. Do you know that he wears size 13 boots and has an Um­bro boot that weights 2.5 kg? It is a heavy boot. He claims to have a boot spon­sor, yet he has been us­ing the very same boot for two years now. I can ac­tu­ally fit both my feet in his one boot! Did you know that he also has spe­cial or­ders for his trousers, since he is so tall? The rea­son why he usu­ally wears shorts is be­cause he strug­gles to find the right size for trousers. If he is given a XL t-shirt it looks like an ex­tra small on him. Jo­vis is also the pas­tor in the team and leads all our prayers. One day he ac­tu­ally preached un­til peo­ple started cry­ing, while on an­other day he prayed for an­other player un­til he fainted. These days when he preaches no one wants to get close to him be­cause peo­ple are scared of faint­ing, which is usu­ally a sign that you have a de­mon. Mab­huti has been say­ing he wants to open a church for him. He at­tends the Methodist church and is also a mem­ber of Amado­dana ase We­sile. He is my house­mate by the way.

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