Augustine Ramphele on Vukile Mngqibisa
“Jovis” is the tallest player in the team and also very stubborn. Just why he likes beating up other people remains a mystery to me! But unknown to him is the fact that we are planning on ganging up on him. Do you know that he wears size 13 boots and has an Umbro boot that weights 2.5 kg? It is a heavy boot. He claims to have a boot sponsor, yet he has been using the very same boot for two years now. I can actually fit both my feet in his one boot! Did you know that he also has special orders for his trousers, since he is so tall? The reason why he usually wears shorts is because he struggles to find the right size for trousers. If he is given a XL t-shirt it looks like an extra small on him. Jovis is also the pastor in the team and leads all our prayers. One day he actually preached until people started crying, while on another day he prayed for another player until he fainted. These days when he preaches no one wants to get close to him because people are scared of fainting, which is usually a sign that you have a demon. Mabhuti has been saying he wants to open a church for him. He attends the Methodist church and is also a member of Amadodana ase Wesile. He is my housemate by the way.