…you’re overthinking things when you stop at a pedestrian crossing and start running on the spot as you wait for the lights to change. Then you stop, because you think you look silly. Then you start again, because you’re beginning to cool down. Then you stop again because you still look silly. Then night falls and it’s time to go home.
…it’s time to throw out some of your more malodorous kit when you open the drawer where you keep it and all the moths are dead.
…you’re too keen on core work when you insist on wearing a crop top to a job interview.