Schabir Shaik showed world playing golf can be fairway to health
KEVIN RITCHIE
@Ritchkev
WHAT A time to be alive!
Virtual signalling on social media reached fever pitch this week: black squares signalling #Blacklivesmatter abounding; many by South Africans apparently deliriously new to the movement, but still resolutely mute to the realities beyond their own front door.
Netizens have been rejoicing in the belated solidarity of “taking a knee” with NFL star player Colin Kaepernick, none of whom cared enough when his activism cost him his career. Few are awake to the awful irony of Derek Chauvin taking a knee to kill George Floyd – sparking the upheaval in the US.
Here at home, the Mother Grundies had their work cut out on Monday, agog and aghast at the disciplined queues snaking away from bottle stores. Chief among them was the commissar-at-large for the EFF, Mbuyiseni Ndlozi, asking: “How do we categorise these people lining up outside liquor stores?
They are not at work on a Monday, or going to work. They are outside #Liquorshops, to BUY alcohol. They lined up long before even shops opened. What kind of society is this?”
His sanctimony was promptly punctured by fellow twitterati reminding him of what journalist Marianne Thamm had parsed from the legions of empties in the litter of the up-market villa Ndlozi and his fellow worthies had hired last July in Cape Town to attend President Cyril Ramaphosa’s State of the Nation Address.
The reams written about South Africans’ thirst, understandable after a government-imposed 66-day drought, were matched in volume and angst only by the reaction to the president putting politics over principles in allowing public worship from this week.
A disinterested observer might well have been forgiven for thinking Uncle Cyril had actually ordered everyone to go to church, instead of just allowing it. As it was, most pastors, priests, rabbis and imams, will not be opening their places of worship, only the Profits (sic) will, as @keithlevenstein memorably put it.
The move to open churches had many asking if golf courses couldn’t be open too, notable among them former Proteas legend Pat Symcox. Perhaps after Judge Norman Davis ruled on Tuesday that many of the level 3 and level 4 regulations are both irrational and disproportionate, golfers might be in with a chance.
Notwithstanding the real threat of Covid-19, it does seem bizarre that you can’t get to meet your family, observing the necessary protocols, but you can get together with 49 others to pray or to bury them. Likewise walking on the promenade but not the beach or, horror upon horrors, wearing cropped bottoms, a T-shirt and open-toed shoes.
The bottom line is, as Ramaphosa noted, it’s in our hands. The government has done what it can to prepare but the pandemic will hit all of us, we’ve only delayed it.
Maybe Symcox had a point about golf courses though, access to them had amazing therapeutic results for Schabir Shaik who is finally a free man after surviving almost 15 years of medical parole from his life-threatening disease. Could golf actually be the Holy Grail to curing Covid-19?