Bank on Khabo to make Maditaba’s day, any day
Madi is not a couch potato, or she would be L’vovo’s size; but she does watch a bit of television, and this week she wanted to start off by getting a few things off her chest.
Firstly, Thembi Seete on Nguwe Na, your wigmaker needs to be burnt at the stake. That hair is less Brazilian and more Gugulethu. Secondly, your use of English on the show makes the EFF’s honourable Hlophe proud. You two should be besties.
Secondly, mama Baleka Mbete, we need to talk.
Madi caught a glimpse of you on the news speaking at the mass funeral of the Verena taxi crash that killed 18 pupils, and my jaw dropped faster than Sophie Ndaba’s set of false teeth when Madi heard you protesting against calls for “Zuma to go”. Really Baleka?
Do you really think that was the time and place? The utter shamelessness! Where is Juju when we need him, to remind you of your premature presidential umcimbi?
Let’s move along.
Madi was beyond elated when she got an invite to Khabonina Qubeka’s health and fitness show launch, which was held all the way in Bedfordview, east of Johannesburg.
Madi did not mind the drive, because she absolutely adores Khabo. Plus have you seen her body? My goodness! This woman seriously has the best body in SA, hands down!
The session was well organised,
Madi was impressed.
Madi loved how the Department of Health also came through and spoke about the importance of healthy living, something Khabo is passionate about. Then of course the lady showed us some great moves. Madi wished Babes Wodumo was there to see that you don’t have to reveal your bits to get attention. Khabo, you are Madi’s everyday crush. It was also great seeing Carte Blanche’s Bongani Bingwa, who Madi finds so sexy. Not his body, but his brilliant mind. Nothing sexier than a man who is gifted upstairs. Hope you are listening Emtee!