SA scores big in latest orgasm stakes

Nigerians are the most sexually satisfied people

ON’T you love the surveys that tell us how much sex everyone else is having, how they are doing it, and what we are allegedly missing out on?

An annual favourite is the Durex study, which rates sexual prowess, stamina and behaviour, by nationality. In my experience, it’s one subject that gets everyone chatting.

Well, some of the Durex survey results were released recently. You can take your pick of many categories, but one that appealed to me showed that Nigerians are the most sexually satisfied people on the globe.

The happy Nigerians were followed by Mexico, India and Poland. South Africa wasn’t near the top, but wasn’t at the bottom either.

According to the survey, conducted among 26 000 respondents, the least satisfied are the Japanese. Shame.

One category where South Africans do score highly is in the “most likely to orgasm” section. With a likelihood of 69%, SA is fourth, behind Hungary, Greece and Spain.

We also score highly on how much sex we have. On average, South Africans have sex 120 times a year — a lot more than the global average of 103. The Greeks are tops (164 times a year), followed by Brazilians (145).

Most sex sessions lasted an average of 18 minutes, but in SA we spent an average of 20 minutes doing the deed.

But the Nigerians came out tops in this category as well, taking 24 minutes a session.

But before you wish you were Nigerian, you might want to know that Nigerian women are the most unfaithful in the world. That puts a new light on their achievements, doesn’t it?

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