All a-Twitter

@GarethCliff Gareth Cliff When feel like I get a laugh, angry, I fire irritated shots or out of you? the sunroof. How about (Ex-girlfriend Taylor testified Samantha about Oscar Pistorius the open sunroof firing a gun of a car) through

@steve_hofmeyr Steve Hofmeyr They could get Coldplay to test Oscar’s falsetto

@RiaadMoosa Riaad Moosa Sometimes when Roux speaks I feel like loadshedding should happen in his mouth

@Chiefntshingila ManqobaCNtshingila©® Where is the bring back the #deathpenality brigade? They have been awfully quiet. #OscarPistorius

@RiaadMoosa Riaad Moosa So cricket bats can sound like guns? Yes. In war zones, people often shout Howzaaaat!!! after a bullet wound to the backside

@RiaadMoosa Riaad Moosa If u shoot gun 4X, then hit cricket bat against door & bat is as loud as gun, u should b in national cricket team

@davidkau1 David Kau Waiting for the Daily Sun to interview a Sangoma who already knows the #OscarTrial verdict...

@Anatinus Sarah Britten The @OscarTrial 199 channel was invented for reception areas. It’s *everywhere*

@AntonHarber Anton Harber Down the corridor from #Pistorius, man on trial for 2 years for murdering pregnant lover. Anyone notice?

@Jay Naidoo Jay Naidoo Cannot escape the Oscar drama. It wld fantastic if we had the same hype and coverage of the daily brutalization of women in SA.#OscarTrial

@BBCAndrewH Andrew Harding Not clear yet what state will say the earlier noises were. #OscarPistorius attacking the door before shooting through it?

@Nosipo_T Nosipo Louise Tisani Roux can make you doubt your own name.

@MokganyaS Sello Tau Mokganya #OscarPistorius seems pretty stressed out... Someone please step on him n lets hear if he screams like a girl.

@Miss_Joan02 Joan Mcko Roux: “how fast was the silhouette moving?” Really now? I’m the traffic police now? (Dr Johan Stipp said he saw the silhouette of a person moving in the bathroom of Pistorius’s home)

@Progresspillars 32m Ntuthuko Maseko Lawyers should be reminded that doctors were the smarter ones in class. (While Stipp was being crossexamined by defence attorney Barry Roux)

@KerrynLeC Kerryn Le Cordeu Roux is like the headmaster from hell.

@kittyboc Arasan mills Gripping stuff today, already thinking of a story to tell my boss tomorrow about why I wont be in.

@RoscoAdams69 Rozzza The only thing that would overshadow the #OscarTrial is if #Bafana actually win a soccer match.

@OscarsTrial TMG Oscar #OscarPistorius Think Putin and Obama too busy watching Oscar Trial to commit to real decisions on the Ukraine.

@refilweafrica Refilwe Africa When my neighbour got robbed, there was a child crying, a man's voice and the kid still yelling. I can't [tell] u the order or sequence

@becsplanb Rebecca Davis #Pistorius witness Stipp says that when he tried to call 10111 it sounded like it was out of order. NOBODY TELL ALAN DERSHOWITZ (US lawyer Dershowitz called South Africa a “failed country” this week)

@DeboraRupprecht 20m Deborah Rupprecht If I ever need a radiologist, I will consult Dr. Stipp.

@OscarHaiku OscarPistorius Haiku Joburg load shedding // Court room D still has power // Big thank you Eskom.

@Lean3Jvv Leandri JvV Between the #OscarPistorius trial, labour protests and loadshedding, productivity in South Africa must be at an all time low.