THE ECSTASY AUNT

I enjoyed your responses last week so I thought I should give this a shot. I’m a 20-year-old chap and my friends think I’m some sort of a hit with the girls. Personally, I don’t see it.

Anyway, after much banter and a few beers I came up with a top idea to get my confidence and experience up. I have a few women I’m eyeing and I don’t want to let them down.

Now I need to see if I’m sane or not. Should I maybe pay a lady who is a “professional” to give me some “practical” advice? Or is it an idea too far? — Ladies Man, Pretoria Look, if you had a toothache, or wanted to build a house, you would go directly to a professional. So, go find a prostitute or two, and you pump them for all the information you need. But whatever you do, don’t skimp — you can’t put a price on a good education. Your future girlfriends will thank you for taking the time to do the research — no woman wants to play hide the salami with an amateur.

One last thing: make sure your instructor puts a condom on your ”practical advice” before she gives it to you.