Twitterati

@Liza_Spoon

NoodleSpoon Thanks for the short week, religion

@NeinQuarterly

Nein Tell me, hollow Easter bunny: Do you dream of form or content?

@stockejock

Nathan Sorry I hid all the Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs in my gut for your Easter Egg Hunt — at least that will keep the kids busy for a few hours

@rosekotze

Rose Kotze Roughly 85% of all Capetonian white people are in Newlands for the Two Oceans

@verashni

Verashni Next time an ANC politician rags me about the media being irresponsible I’m going to hang my head in shame. Thanks #Oscar Channel

@chestermissing

Chester Missing They gonna start getting Gerrie Nel to collect etolls

@TomEatonSA

TomEaton According to Top Billing, being glamorous is all about being comfortable in your skin. In your 2-inches-deep-in-makeup, semi-starved skin

@alexvtunzelmann

Alex von Tunzelmann Brits still have the queen’s head on stamps while the Finnish have gone and put a man’s bum on one. This is why Scandinavia is so advanced.