Twitterati

@chrismoerdyk

Chris Moerdyk The #OscarTrial is now the world’s most popular whodunnit in spite of the fact that right from the start the whole world knew whodunnit.

@mbindwane

Bo Mbindwane I can’t believe parliament’s first business will be so childish as to decide on dress code for its members. Level of our society.

@MzansiGirl

Meruschka Just came across a cow drinking water from a pothole! Only in the @easterncapeSA #mzansitrip #transkeiBig5.

@pierredevos

Pierre de Vos Parliament says there is unwritten rule against EFF wearing overalls in NA. In Rule of Law society unwritten rules are legally unenforceable.

@AAustinNews

Anthony Austin #JayZ and #Solange have ruined everything. The elevator in my apartment building now has padded walls.

@gussilber

Gus Silber Lindiwe Mazibuko should lecture at Harvard, not just study. She’s a graduate of the Parliament of Hard Knocks.

@rosekotze

Rose Kotze You’ll sooner find that missing Malaysian plane using a snorkel and a key torch than get through to Telkom.