THE ECSTASY AUNT

Dear Ecstasy Aunt, I love having sex with my husband, but he takes such a long time to finish. I’m always done way before him, then I have to hang out till he gets there. Any suggestions? — Bored Dear Bored Spoilt Brat, I don’t know what you’re complaining about — you are wasting the precious gift of spare time. I suggest that once you’ve come, flip onto your stomach and let him carry on from behind, doggy-style, for as long as it takes. While you wait, do a crossword or Sudoku. And count your lucky stars. Better late than never! EA

Send your sex questions to ecstasyaunt@sundaytimes.co.za. Follow her on @ecstasyaunt