Baldy here knows the score

HE did, however, seem at home around Cape Town’s townships, where he was seen dancing and taking selfies with the locals.

In one of his visits, Number One came up with a new excuse for government’s slow service delivery record. “These things take time. Just like someone who’s balding. You don’t just wake up with a bald head. It doesn’t happen overnight,” he said.

He would know, wouldn’t he?