Dudu says as much as dodo

HOGARTH is as poor as a church mouse — by the way, is this expression still relevant when so many Pentecostal churches are multimillionrand business empires? Anyway, if Hogarth were a wealthy businessman looking to invest in South Africa, he would add a new indicator to help him decide whether to invest.

One thing has become clear from the SAA saga (and the drama at the Ellen Tshabalala-led SABC before): you should never mess with No 1’s woman friends who run parastatals.

So before pouring his money into the country, a rich Hogarth would ask that question that has become a favourite on social media: ziright iighels? (Are the Prez’s women happy?)