Hogarth
If you fail to get a rise at the polls, let them make love
NO 1 is still too ashamed to show his face in public on these shores because everyone blames him for his party’s losses in major metros, and it was left to McBuffalo to sell the new government-issue flavoured condoms.
No 2 used his burger and fizzy drinks selling skills to convince the public that the new condoms were better than the old ones.
“The new Max condoms are designed for maximum pleasure and protection.
“[The old ones] did not smell so well and made a noise whenever used,” he said.
We were convinced until United Democratic Movement MP Mncedisi Filtane interjected: “Who cares to listen to noise at that time?”